This poetic prose is from the poised, prolific and prosaic penmanship of Muskegon's Terry Ficorelli who is always pressed, persuasive, punctual and pleasant:
What was once thought to be score 36 or more goals for Robin Bouchard to become the all-time greatest goal-scoring colossus ever in the history of minor professional hockey has been researched and revised with the findings hatching a rather interesting and intriguing result.
Upon further review, the official bible books, savants and certified hockey mavens have discovered that the 18-goals which "Rockin' Robin" fired during his 2006-07 season playing for the Bolzano HC team in Italy cannot and will not be included in his overall career minor pro hockey statistical profile.
Thus, though he has scored a grand total of 647-goals in his majestic career, "The Gun-Sling King" is officially credited with 629-goals expressly for the purposes of the all-time minor pro hockey record.
Through this development, the Lumberjacks incomparable #32 officially stands 54-goals from the exclusive promised land and the top of the goal-scoring pinnacle.
Currently in his 16th pro season and his 13th in Muskegon, Bouchard is coming off an electrifying 2-goals and 3-points performance last Saturday night on opening night at Walker Arena where he and the
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I stopped reading after the first paragraph
give me scotty gruhl anyday!!
Ficorelli's Fabulous Fantastic Favoritism for Furious Favorite Forwards named Rockin Robin Bouchard.
He makes me throw-up in my mouth, and laugh at the same time.....ODD.
Cannonaded?! Is that a Ficorreli-ism for "cried like a little girl"? And "Bouch Almighty"...OK, I do not want a blog foul, so I will leave that one alone....
And chuckitt, I say give me HitSomebody's version anyday...that's classic! You do Ficorelli way better than he does. It makes my head hurt less, and my sides hurt more. :)
Who was his teacher? Dr. Suess?
Listen to Fic one time during a Muskegon game either on a B2 broadcast against the Komets, or any of the webcasts of FuryJack games....and you will get a taste real quick.....he knows his hockey, he is like a Dick Vitale of this business, he is excitable, he actually is fun to listen to, but you will get both sick and happy at the sametime. It is a wierd feeling. That guy will talk the game to death......Yabba Dabba Doo....Rockin Robin scores the goal!!!!! That was a tame version of him.
Can't say I've ever listened to Ficorelli during a broadcast, but I can say that I can't read the garbage that he writes. Even if he does know his hockey, his writing is far too redundant and verbose to bear. Seems like a pompous ass. Muskegon s/h told him to change or gotten rid of him long ago.
Wow... It's as if someone were making fun of my writing!
No comparison Wendy. Your writing is concise and Vonnegut like compared to Fic
Wendy--We know you make better doggy treats!
.....Because the last ones were stale?
Its hockey night in Fort Wayne
TONIGHT THE "JUNGLE" WILL ROCK! THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE @ COLISEUM & PARNELL. LETS GET IT ON!!!! WENDY BRING THE DOG TREATS BECAUSE SOMEONE WILL LET THE DOG'S OUT! FOO FOO'S FOR EVERYONE BURGEE IS BUYING! ONLY IF THE THEY HAVE ORANGE AND BLACK UMBRELLAS. I'LL BRING THE CRAYONS.