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Opening Arguments

The candidates' write stuff

Who needs to study the issues when we can learn all we need to know from the candidates' handwriting?

"Obama is very much his writing -- fluid, graceful. McCain's is angular and intense; he's a pit bull. And look at the perfectionism in Hillary's -- straight up, precise. She is persistent and is not going to give up until she absolutely has to," said Imberman, a court-certified graphologist based in New York.

Graphology is one of those pretend sciences like astrology and numerology, but too many people still get taken in by it. We already know what the people are like, so it's not too hard to "discover" that in their handwriting.

And in a few years, everybody will be texting instead of writing anyway.

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