Haven't visited the Daily Rant for awhile. The one in last night's paper was a good one:
Another reason Fort Wayne is the Dumbest City: They say they are ahead of schedule for picking up leaves. Take a look. The leaves are still on the trees. Eventually, the leaves will fall, and they will be behind schedule.
Never thought of it that way. Guess the city could say it's waaaaaay ahead of schedule on snow removal.