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Insane lawsuit of the day:

A Northlake woman sued McDonald's in Cook County Circuit Court today claiming that her daughter was seriously burned in 2009 when a hot chocolate she ordered from the fast-food giant spilled and seriously burned her leg.

The fark heading for the story perfecly captured the situation: "Look, lady, it's called HOT Chocolate. Not Luke Warm Chocolate or Refreshingly Room Temperature Chocolate. Hot. H-O-T." I wouldn't swear to it in court, but the coffee from McDonald's (pretty good, by the way), seemed a lot cooler to me in the months after that woman was awarded $2 million for the hot-coffee spill. So get ready for some Refreshingly Room Temperature Chocolate. Nobody sue over the fries, OK? Nothing is worse that cold, greasy potatoes.

Comments

Michaelk42
Wed, 09/01/2010 - 6:56pm

Ah, so that would be a "yes" then.

Thanks Tim! :D

tim zank
Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:17pm

michael, to put an end to your mindless 'nana nana boo boo" banter I'd cop to the Lindbergh kidnapping.

Move on already. (and wear your helmet)

Michaelk42
Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:22pm

I had, but you just keep coming back...

Unfortunately your google rank for anti-muslim leanings is second only to your actual RE/Max page now. So I guess flooding this thread isn't helping you.

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