I was watching Letterman last night when he did a bit about new Fall TV shows.
NEW FALL SHOWS
- Thursdays at 10 PM on CBS -- "ABBACADAVER" -- This spine-tingling forensics show follows supergroup ABBA as they solve murders in Sweden
- Fridays at 9 PM on NBC -- "SUGAR AND SPICE" -- Rookie police officers Hank Sugar and Carla Spice are gonna clean up Miami's crime scene ---- if they don't kill each other first."
- Tuesdays at 9 PM on TLC -- "QUALITY ASSURANCE PURPROSES" -- It's the ultimate in reality television when TLC airs two unedited hours of live phone calls from a Bombay customer service hotline
- Mondays at 9 PM on CBS -- "STRETCH MARK" -- After a freak yoga accident, Mark Julian (Tim Daly) sets out to clean up the streets by battling evil-doers using his vast knowledge of yoga moves
- Fridays at 9 PM on BRAVO -- "FONDUEL" -- In the latest reality sensation from the Bravo Network, two upper middle class couples in suburban Atlanta compete to see who can host the most entertaining fondue party
- Saturdays at 8:30 PM on ABC: "STAINMASTERS" -- After an industrial accident at the DuPont Carpet Factory, employee Mike Burgess (played by Jason Alexander) gains the supernatural ability to remove the most stubborn stains form floor coverings.
I wonder if Jason Alexander can get a really solid suntan going?
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Folks if you don't have a dvr yet for komet hockey you will need one for stainmasters, has emmey written all over it. The person in charge of factory security is dennis schebig played by wilford brimley, with special guest star BAM24 who has an unusual stain on the softball field carpet that needs dealt with, unfortunately BAM24 goes down swinging before the stainmaster gets their to help him.
Burgee-PLEASE get your sugar checked. I say that because your medication is not working. None of your "friends" on this blog (I think you might have at least one) want you to miss any Komet games this season because your locked up in the nut house. I can get you a free meter from Liberty Mutual! I know Wilford Brimley. What do you mean a dvr for Komet Hockey? You might even be able to get a Humaround battery powered chair.
Stainmaster B.
Just verified, the nuthouse has comcast so at least I can get the game of the week and they will allow me to have my transistor radio. Bring me some cheetos Schebig when you come to visit.