How many oxymorons can you come up with? According to Dictionary.com, an oxymoron is ``A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in `a deafening silence,' and `a mournful optimist.' ''
Some examples: Military Intelligence, Jumbo Shrimp, Happily Married, Hospital Food, Microsoft Works, Giant Midgets, Government Help, Airline Service.
Are there any that relate to hockey?