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Tailing the Komets

Just for fun

How many oxymorons can you come up with? According to Dictionary.com, an oxymoron is ``A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in `a deafening silence,' and `a mournful optimist.' ''

Some examples: Military Intelligence, Jumbo Shrimp, Happily Married, Hospital Food, Microsoft Works, Giant Midgets, Government Help, Airline Service.

Are there any that relate to hockey?

Posted in: Komets


Fri, 02/19/2010 - 3:51pm

Would take "He shoots He scores" I don't really know any eight sided morons. Unless you count Pauly Picard! :)

Fri, 02/19/2010 - 5:09pm

Icy (D) Hot

Frozen Water
Fri, 02/19/2010 - 7:47pm

Like "casual fan". How can one be a casual fanatic?

Blake Sebring
Fri, 02/19/2010 - 8:17pm

Ooooh, Good one, FW.

Frozen Water
Fri, 02/19/2010 - 8:30pm

What's the logic behind fighting when you have the puck in the zone and !re down 1-0? Check that, 2-0 now.

Blake Sebring
Fri, 02/19/2010 - 11:45pm

Moral victories.

Offensive defenseman.

Hit Somebody!!!
Sat, 02/20/2010 - 12:32am

Hook and Diving Call???

Sat, 02/20/2010 - 9:06am

Soft Ice (wouldn't that be water?)
Garbage Goal (no such animal)
One Game Series (I could swear I paid for a 4 game package)
Drop Pass ( how can stopping the motion of the puck be a pass?)
Sudden Death (I guess the 1st 3 periods were lingering death)
Natural Hat Trick (if they're so natural why are they so rare?)
Good Referee (see Garbage Goal)

Sat, 02/20/2010 - 12:13pm

Wow, take Wednesday's game and lay it on top of Friday's game and it is like dejavu....we need better and faster defensmen...Guy and Bert are getting to slow and should be replaced....Shaf is to slow and cannot keep up anymore since returning from the concussion...PC does not seem to want to get hit or hit himself....we dump the puck on PP and then have trouble keeping it in the zone once we get it in there....we have had to many problems clearing the puck out of the zone while trying to be to cute in tapping it out....wake up Al, we need to get better fast. WHO

Blake Sebring
Sat, 02/20/2010 - 1:07pm

Oxymoron: Alan has a quick thought. LOL.

Sat, 02/20/2010 - 1:23pm

mightbite has a thought

Blake Sebring
Sat, 02/20/2010 - 1:47pm