How many oxymorons can you come up with? According to Dictionary.com, an oxymoron is ``A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in `a deafening silence,' and `a mournful optimist.' ''
Some examples: Military Intelligence, Jumbo Shrimp, Happily Married, Hospital Food, Microsoft Works, Giant Midgets, Government Help, Airline Service.
Are there any that relate to hockey?
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Would take "He shoots He scores" I don't really know any eight sided morons. Unless you count Pauly Picard! :)
Icy (D) Hot
Like "casual fan". How can one be a casual fanatic?
Ooooh, Good one, FW.
What's the logic behind fighting when you have the puck in the zone and !re down 1-0? Check that, 2-0 now.
Moral victories.
Offensive defenseman.
Hook and Diving Call???
Soft Ice (wouldn't that be water?)
Garbage Goal (no such animal)
One Game Series (I could swear I paid for a 4 game package)
Drop Pass ( how can stopping the motion of the puck be a pass?)
Sudden Death (I guess the 1st 3 periods were lingering death)
Natural Hat Trick (if they're so natural why are they so rare?)
Good Referee (see Garbage Goal)
Wow, take Wednesday's game and lay it on top of Friday's game and it is like dejavu....we need better and faster defensmen...Guy and Bert are getting to slow and should be replaced....Shaf is to slow and cannot keep up anymore since returning from the concussion...PC does not seem to want to get hit or hit himself....we dump the puck on PP and then have trouble keeping it in the zone once we get it in there....we have had to many problems clearing the puck out of the zone while trying to be to cute in tapping it out....wake up Al, we need to get better fast. WHO
Oxymoron: Alan has a quick thought. LOL.
mightbite has a thought
ROTFLMAO!