Maybe next time

After much soul searching and consultation with friends and family, I have decided not to seek the mayor's office next year. I thought maybe I should give something back to the community but then decided, well, if they don't know I have it, why don't I just keep it? My press secretary will hold a news conference some day next week, at which she will issue the following announcement: "Mr. Morris will be available for interviews later in the month, at which time he will express his intentions and take questions."

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