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Opening Arguments

A morel booster

The Indianapolis Star offers advice on mushroom hunting for those who want to avoid achieving loam temperature after ingesting their favorite fungi:

The best tip I can give anybody is to go with an experienced mushroom hunter, a person you trust to know the difference between a poisonous false morel and an edible morel.

[. . .]

Abide by this mushroom hunter code: When in doubt, throw them out.

Well, that's helpful. Maybe you will find this more so:

1. Go to your favorite supermarket.

2. Select your favorite cleaned and pre-wrapped mushrooms.

3. Pay and leave.

Posted in: Hoosier lore


Bob G,.
Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:31am

Quick, Leo...see if you can get a GOVERNMENT GRANT for a STUDY...!!!

(It's gotta be worth a few hundred thousand, right?)