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Opening Arguments

My, that IS a tasty beverage

Sounds like some of the Iranian nutjobs were trained on Madison Avenue:

Parvin Heydari, an Iranian mother of two, was flipping back and forth between the nightly news and Oprah when a bulletin on an Iranian state channel caught her attention. It urged Iranians to boycott what it called "Zionist products," including those made by Pepsi, Nestlé and Calvin Klein, and warned that profits from such products "are converted into bullets piercing the chests of Lebanese and Palestinian children." As evidence, the voice-over intoned, "Pepsi stands for 'pay each penny to save Israel.' "

Personally, I don't mind spending pennies to save Israel, but Pepsi isn't the only drink I like. I also enjoy Covert Operation to Kill Emirs, Secret Program to Remove Iran from This Earth and even an occasional Syrian Empire could Very Easily be Nuked to Underwrite Peace.

Posted in: Current Affairs

Comments

Jeff Pruitt
Tue, 07/25/2006 - 7:40am

A Pulp Fiction reference? You've been on top of your game lately Leo - another one for the archives...

Roach
Tue, 07/25/2006 - 9:34am

Pay
Every
Penny to
Shoot
Iranians

with my little "burp" gun

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