The first sentence of this story makes you think, "Well, the poor guy obviously isn't comfortable with who he is -- no wonder he drinks."
The male principal of a local elementary school was arrested for suspicion of OWI while wearing a pink dress, wig and high heels, according to reports.
But then we read the second sentence:
Tracy Treadway was stopped when officers in Argos, Indiana, noted him walking unsteadily toward his car early on November 1, apparently leaving a Halloween party.
That's the problem with Halloween parties. You have to wear the damn costumes going there and back. (This one is for those who think my only problem with the holiday is with the stupid kids and their stupid trick-or-treating. It isn't; it's the whole stupid thing.)