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Opening Arguments

A quiet night at home

I would like to thank Indiana University for this health and wellness tip:

A sexual enhancement product may be just the ticket for tuning up your sex life this coming year, but the idea of buying one can be daunting. "Not all women and men feel comfortable shopping at adult retail stores in their community," said Debby Herbenick, a researcher and lecturer in Indiana University Bloomington's Department of Applied Health Science. "Our research suggests that many individuals feel more comfortable purchasing sexual enhancement products either online or, for women, through in-home sex toy parties."

Glad she pointed out that the in-home thing is for women. I tend to stand in corners at parties, and that probably wouldn't do for one like this. I do like the ordering over the Internet thing, though. Read a story recently about marijuana dealers who make home deliveries for the same reason -- people not wanting to buy the stuff in public. Maybe I could get a package delivery -- a few drugs, a sex toy sexual enhancement product and something from NetFlix. If I ordered a pizza, it could be the perfect evening.

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