This comes to us from long-time Komets fan Bill Hudson who has gone all-Chris Berman on this year's roster. Some of these are quite inspired.
Guy Dupuis Are the Champions, my Friends.
Mike KingDombkiwicz for a horse
Mario Larocque breaks scissors
Adam Kate Blanchette
J.F. Labarre is
open for business
Martin Unleaded Gascon
King Arthur Kiyaga
Kelly
Miller Genuine Draft
David Hukalo Berry Hound
Bogdan and take it like a
man Rudenko
Dan McWhinney Place or Show
Kevin
Roger Moore as The St. Pierre
Daniel Don't Goneau
K.J.
Vorhees A Jolly Good Fellow
Which led me to remember when we used to do this as a contest.
Dave Grand Gagnon
Peter Peter puck eater Sidorkiewicz
Yves Hogan's Heroux
Jergus Chew Baca
Igor No, that's I-gor Malykhin
Colin Not by the hair of my chinny, chin Chin
Carey I love Lucyk
Kory Come a little Kocur
Steve Better fetch a stretcher Fletcher
Ralph My Sharona Barahona
Bob Bagels Lakso
Serge Isosceles Tri- Anglehart
Robin Woof, woof Bawa
Guy Scooby Dooby Dupuis
Kelly Children should be seen and not Hurd
Scott Don't be Gruhl
Peter No scor- Ing
Ian Let's hear it for the Boyce
Jeff Tootsie Rohlicek
Scott Burfoot barefoot in the park
Anybody have any others they'd like to add?
Comments
Mr. Sebring....I am inspired for sure.
How about these:
Blake Super Fan Sebring?
or
Greg "Nothing At All" Puhulski
or
Colin Lock Chaulk And Barrel
or
What A Guy Dupuis
or
David Franke My Dear I Don't Give A D...
or
BatMan and Rob Guinn
Sorry about the first 2...Do these qualify as calling people names? LOL
Dan McWhinney the Pooh and Tigger Too?
Mario Larocque of ages.....Let me hide myself in thee.....
You're on fire!
Bogdan that name is Rudenko-lous!!!!
Bet you couldn't guess I would be good at this stuff...
Robin Big Snake?
That one doesn't need any help...still makes me laugh.
Oh Lordy...We All Fear Ryan Jorde
A No Brainer Here:
Johnny B. Goodwin
Jean-Simon Jingle Hymer Richard...His Name Is My Name Too!!!
J. C. Penney Ruid?
Had some caffeine today, have we Hit?
Charlie Levin to Beaver?
Can't have Caffeine do to medical conditions but nice try....
Blake Chrysler Sebring?
This one will hit the Spy a little hard...
Justin don't call me Linda Cohn.....LOL
Justin case you want an Ice Cream Cohn?
Mike Dumb and Dombkiewicz
I think he is on something stronger than Coffee LOL
Tony don't call me Sheila E?
Martin Don't Forget to Fill Up the Lawn Mower with that Gascon
LOL!!
Noooo remember, another famous poster already gave me my nickname
Tony "knows" E..verything
LOL ;-)
Kevin...Hey Baby, You Are One Hansen Dude!!!
One for the older crowd...
It's time for A.J. Bozoian's Grand....Prize...Game!!!!!
Steve Fletcher? I never touched her......
well this was a great idea lol
Mario Larocque-E-Balboa?
Mario Larocque The Jungle!!!!!!
Carl Phil Lefty Michaelson?
Mario...if you smell what Larocque is cooking?