This comes to us from long-time Komets fan Bill Hudson who has gone all-Chris Berman on this year's roster. Some of these are quite inspired.
Guy Dupuis Are the Champions, my Friends.
Mike KingDombkiwicz for a horse
Mario Larocque breaks scissors
Adam Kate Blanchette
J.F. Labarre is
open for business
Martin Unleaded Gascon
King Arthur Kiyaga
Kelly
Miller Genuine Draft
David Hukalo Berry Hound
Bogdan and take it like a
man Rudenko
Dan McWhinney Place or Show
Kevin
Roger Moore as The St. Pierre
Daniel Don't Goneau
K.J.
Vorhees A Jolly Good Fellow
Which led me to remember when we used to do this as a contest.
Dave Grand Gagnon
Peter Peter puck eater Sidorkiewicz
Yves Hogan's Heroux
Jergus Chew Baca
Igor No, that's I-gor Malykhin
Colin Not by the hair of my chinny, chin Chin
Carey I love Lucyk
Kory Come a little Kocur
Steve Better fetch a stretcher Fletcher
Ralph My Sharona Barahona
Bob Bagels Lakso
Serge Isosceles Tri- Anglehart
Robin Woof, woof Bawa
Guy Scooby Dooby Dupuis
Kelly Children should be seen and not Hurd
Scott Don't be Gruhl
Peter No scor- Ing
Ian Let's hear it for the Boyce
Jeff Tootsie Rohlicek
Scott Burfoot barefoot in the park
Anybody have any others they'd like to add?
Comments
Mario Like Larocque...
I was strong as I could be
Like Larocque, nothin' ever got to me
Like Larocque, I was something to see
Like Larocque
Pat Bingham Me Up Scotty!!!
TONY "I THINK KNOW E..verything"
Lee "Harley" Davidson
Hit,
Can I have whatever it is that you are on tonight?
I have a stupid joke..but here goes..
what do you get when you cross JC Ruid, KJ Voorhees and JF Labarre...
I give up?
Alphabet soup....ok but I did warn you that it was a stupid joke..im just really bored..
I started school 2 weeks ago, and im doing this stupid writing homework...I wanna cry its so stupid...
Shawn Put Down The Lid When You Are Dundon!!!
I don't care who you are...that there was some funny stuff....
who you talking to...
ME..
Mostly myself...I admit...but...yeah, you too Mark.
Mario Larocque says Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brain is officially fried...I give up....as Larry the PA Guy Schmidt would say ..........For Now!!!!!!
Nice Attempt by a Hottie
Do you smell what Larocque is cooking....
That's a nice thing to say about Mark lol
J.F. set Labarre high...and failed!
Its the Larocque and Bullwinkle show...
Mario Larocque and Roll Part 2????
uh...(running as far away as I can)
Nah Nah Nah Nah...Hey....You Suck!!!!
LOL
lol
well hit, its been real, its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...I gotta run and finish up this stuff called homework..so i can go to bed...
you call him a hottie and he runs away how rude lol
David Franke Goes To Hollywood.....
Hit, you never cease to amaze me LOL.
Thanks for the laughs tonight everyone. You guys ruined the perfectly good bad mood I was in!!
Wow!! I didn't even see my troll board stalker on the thread. Hiya Jimbo.
I only say this because I do know everything but your post is missing a key vowel.
Goodnight all. This thread will go down in the archives!
just chuckitt all and goodnight!
You, Me, and Guy Dupuis
K.J. Voorwho? Voorhees!
Pat Bingham down the house
J.C. Ruid-it
Arthur You say Koyaga, I say Kiyaga
Kevin MMMMBOP Hansen
Adam Machetti Blanchette
Super Mario Can't Stop Larocque
I'm sure i'll have more soon.