This comes to us from long-time Komets fan Bill Hudson who has gone all-Chris Berman on this year's roster. Some of these are quite inspired.
Guy Dupuis Are the Champions, my Friends.
Mike KingDombkiwicz for a horse
Mario Larocque breaks scissors
Adam Kate Blanchette
J.F. Labarre is
open for business
Martin Unleaded Gascon
King Arthur Kiyaga
Kelly
Miller Genuine Draft
David Hukalo Berry Hound
Bogdan and take it like a
man Rudenko
Dan McWhinney Place or Show
Kevin
Roger Moore as The St. Pierre
Daniel Don't Goneau
K.J.
Vorhees A Jolly Good Fellow
Which led me to remember when we used to do this as a contest.
Dave Grand Gagnon
Peter Peter puck eater Sidorkiewicz
Yves Hogan's Heroux
Jergus Chew Baca
Igor No, that's I-gor Malykhin
Colin Not by the hair of my chinny, chin Chin
Carey I love Lucyk
Kory Come a little Kocur
Steve Better fetch a stretcher Fletcher
Ralph My Sharona Barahona
Bob Bagels Lakso
Serge Isosceles Tri- Anglehart
Robin Woof, woof Bawa
Guy Scooby Dooby Dupuis
Kelly Children should be seen and not Hurd
Scott Don't be Gruhl
Peter No scor- Ing
Ian Let's hear it for the Boyce
Jeff Tootsie Rohlicek
Scott Burfoot barefoot in the park
Anybody have any others they'd like to add?
Comments
Told ya...
He's runnin, stumblin, fumblin, Shawn Dundon
Bob Chase-d the dinosaurs
Back at it again...
Kelly "The Net Filler" Miller
David Suckalo (For the away games ofcourse)
Martin Fill Up the Gascon
Daniel Goneau-way!
Dan McWhinney The Pooh and St Pierre too!
David Besner-over
J.F. "Quick as a hare" Labarre
Pascal "The Curency" Morency
Consider yourselves lucky that Rockford signed Bryce Cockburn this year and not us :)
This one is almost too easy to take credit for...
Hokey Pokey Reddick
Oh, I just thought of one more:
Kevin I Only Played Here A Few Weekes
How about this one ...
Like Larocque, I was strong as I could be.
Like Larocque, Nothing ever got to me.
Like Larocque, I was something to see.
Like Larocque.
Sorry Hit,
I didn't see you already entered Like Larocque.
Will Kevin Hansen be puttin' on the foil this year, beating up *&%$ machines that took his quarter, or wondering if Fort Wayne shows Speed Racer?
Will the opposing fans be standing up to him? Will the peanut vendors be standing up to him? By god, if opposing announcers could get down there, would they be standing up to him?
Gheesh this is getting even better LOL keep it up!
*off topic*
Why don't the Komets try to get a working agreement with an SPHL team? I believe this was asked before but I saw no response.
They are pretty much at the same level. Actually the UHL might be a bit above the SPHL talent wise. There really would be no benefit in that exchange.
TRANSACTION HISTORY Season: 06-07 Regular
Date Player Team Transaction
10/10/2006 Kevin Reiter (G) Utah DEL Released from PTO
think he'll come calling now?
I bet he ends up in the CHL
would ft wayne still take him if he does call? or do you think its too late?
If he wants to start I do not think he would call but I think if you are Fort Wayne and he does call you at least need to pick up the phone and listen. You can't blame a guy for wanting to try to move up so that alone should not have burned any bridges.
He's definatly a guy I would want to back up St. Pierre, I think he could push him as well. That being said, I'm not so sure that Reiter wants to play here at all. It's not a money issue that I'm aware of, so unless he just doesn;t get any other offers I doubt he'll play in Fort Wayne.
I think Dan McWhinney is a great find and will do a great job. Who needs Reiter anyway. He is good, but not that good. Let's give the kid we got a good chance first. He has some good skills and heck, who knows, he might be the next stud goalie in this league like what K-Zoo had last year in a very young talented goalie....
I didn't have the chance to see McWhinney so all I can go by is what I have seen. You could be right, McWhinney might be a great goaltender, the thing is we don't know. I know Reiter is a decent back up and he wouldn't even cost a vet spot. He does cost a rookie spot meaning that they can't use the back up as a rookie which I know teams like to do.
Matt Elich's try-out in Slovakia failed. Hummmm. I wonder???