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Opening Arguments

Stop right there, sprawling vermin!

Purdue University did a little research and came up with an idea to decrease water runoff and flooding. The Journal Gazette approves:

A Purdue University study points to a relatively simple and inexpensive way to reduce flooding: Stop urban sprawl.

Well, sure. Just herd us all into tight little spaces so we don't spread out like the vermin we are, giving "nature" lots of room to flourish without us. Simple.