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Opening Arguments

It's a war out there

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" update:

Surprisingly, sex may not be the only way to an orgasm. Something as unconnected with bedroom as biking, spinning, abdominal exercises or rope climbing could also trigger climaxes, or 'coregasms' among women, a study suggests. As a term, "coregasm" has circulated in the media for years, because of its linkage with exercises for core abdominal muscles, said study co-author Debby Herbenick, co-director of the Indiana University Centre for Sexual Health Promotion.

"These data are interesting because they suggest that orgasm is not necessarily a sexual event, and they may also teach us more about the bodily processes underlying women's experiences of orgasm," added Herbernick.

"Say, honey, is that an abdominal exercise or are you just happy to see me?"

Related, sort of:

Let me point out right now that if I hear that phrase once more I’m going to lose it.  No, forget that.  I’m going lose it right NOW.

Let me tell you what war is, okay?

War is where the enemy decimates your numbers – like, say in China where abortion is killing mostly females.

War is where you are kept from learning – like in most Arab countries, where women have restrictions placed on their education.

War is where your houses are burned, your children taken away into slavery, your goods looted, and you are dragged away in chains.

In the United States, right now, women have preferential treatment – by law – in any company that gets federal funds (which heaven help us, right now, is most of them.)  Women live longer than men.  Cancers that affect females get more money and more attention than those that affect only men.  Women have the right to be sole deciders on abortion, and if they decide to keep the child and make the man pay, he pays.  (This by the way is a complete reversal of the “penalty” of sex which used to fall mostly on women.)  And if he doesn’t pay, he goes to jail.  Divorce courts award custody to mothers overwhelmingly.  Oh, and in college campuses, women outnumber men.

If this is war it is war on men.  And I’ve had just about enough of everyone who claims otherwise.

Comments

littlejohn
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:07pm

Kinda like that War on Christmas we liberals are waging. "War" may be too strong a word, but it's an election year. But restricting the right to get abortions is an, um, atttack on women, not men. Sexually active single men aren't called "sluts" or anything else by drug-addict radio commentators. Don't pretend nothing is happening to women's rights. And stop pretending Christmas is somehow under attack by people who say "Happy Holidays." Get Fox to stop using "war" and I'll agree to a - how do I say this? - truce.

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