Terry Pembroke did not think Skate's little crack the other day about Don Imus being on the Komets' blog was too funny. In fact, as you can see, he has taken some drastic action and he wants me to give him Skate's identity and address. He said something about doing a Texas Two-Step on his face. I'm not sure that's an exact quote because of all the four-letter words that were used that I couldn't decipher.
Above left is the picture Skate was commenting on, and next to it is the result of what happened. I'm not exactly sure which picture Terry was sober for and which he wasn't. Unlike Skate, I'm sure as heck not stupid enough to ask him, either.
If I were you, Skate, I'd start running, but I'm not sure where. Canada is not an answer, because he'll have Cal Purinton guarding the border, and neither is Mexico since you'll probably have to run by Pembroke's house to get there.