Be careful out there

If newspapers go out of business, who would there be to give us wise advice like this?

With thousands of young people now officially enjoying summer vacation, it's time for everyone to remember that an enjoyable summer is a safe one.

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Summer, with its many events, festivals and activities, is a time when people are always on the go. But don't leave safety awareness behind when you're out enjoying this time of year.

After reading in the editorial about all that could go wrong (swimming accidents can happen right in your back yard! Alcohol increases the chances of something bad happening!), I think I'll just stay indoors and read a lot this summer. Wait, what about paper cuts?!