ANGOLA, Ind. (AP) — A naked man driving along the Indiana Toll Road was arrested and charged because his lewd conduct distracted other motorists, police said.
"No, Martha, I don't think I missed the exit. Why don't you get out the map and . . .Oh! My! God! Don't look! Don't look!"
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As we recall from Ray Stevens diddy:
"it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes"