Mighty stupid

Don't you wish you had cool actor buddies like Woody and Denzel who would write character letters for you if you did something stupid like listen to a "tax avoidance" scheme?

Actors Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson have written character reference letters to the federal judge who is set tomorrow to sentence their pal Wesley Snipes on federal tax charges.

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For his part, Washington compares his friend to "a tree--a mighty oak."

OK, what comes from oak trees? That's right, acorns. And what are acorns? Class, anyone?