Nobody listened when I warned about their attacks on our cars. Nobody paid attention when I pointed out their suicide missions of jumping from overpasses. Now they're going after our children:
A fourth-grade class in Michigan learned firsthand about animal behavior when a deer crashed through a window and into its classroom.
The six-point buck sent chairs, desks, books and shards of glass flying. A boy suffered a small cut to his head, but there were no serious injuries.
What's it gonna take to wake you people up? A full-fledged assault on City Hall with the squirrels and raccoons acting as scouts and pigeons providing tactical support?
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...And the moles, Leo. For God's sake, don't forget about the MOLES!
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