If dogs could talk. The story, under the headline, "Seriously, Get This Sweater Off of Me," begins:
I mean it, I feel ridiculous. Get it off.
Lady, just because your boyfriend doesn't want to settle down, doesn't mean you should pretend that I'm a real baby in hopes that he'll play along in your twisted game of “house”. I promise you're scaring him off, and it makes you look insane. Think about it, you dress me like a Gap employee and tote me around like a damned fashion accessory. It's disgusting . . .
There's this woman at work, and I like her, but she brings her two little dogs in occasionally, dressed up with cute outfits. It's embarrassing; I feel so sorry for the mutts.
Try doing that to a cat.
(via Instapundit)
