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Opening Arguments

Blankety blanks

Oh, no, it's too late -- the aliens have already landed:

With the blankest of blank expressions on their faces, these mysterious figures have been popping up in the most unlikely of places.

The faceless mutants have a penchant for A-list celebrity bashes and have been spotted at Elton John's White tie ball and Harrods summer sale, opened by Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall.

I'd like to get some of those masks. They'd be a big improvement for some people I know. Yeah, yeah -- pot, kettle, etc.

Posted in: Current Affairs


Thu, 07/03/2008 - 12:34pm

It's a viral ad for Lotus, apparently.


Apparently we're faceless masses unless we're d'bags with expensive cars... no thanks, Lotus.

Bob G.
Thu, 07/03/2008 - 3:14pm

"IF" you HAVE to blow the wad on a British car...forget the Lotus...get an Aston Martin.
I'd never call James Bond a d'bag...would you?



Harl Delos
Thu, 07/03/2008 - 5:08pm

Prince Charles runs his Aston Martin on wine instead of gasoline. Well, sort of. He runs it on biofuel made from wine dregs. I guess if you have a winery, you've got to do something with the waste products.

But if secondhand smoke from cigarettes can give you cancer, what about exhaust fumes from his car. If you tailgate, are you likely to get a buzz on?