Criminal genius of the week:
An Ohio man was arrested near the Indiana Toll Road Monday and charged with public nudity after allegedly urinating in a parking lot facing traffic -- and unknowingly asking a State Police trooper if it was legal to do so.
Jay N. Harnish, 39, of Brunswick, Ohio, was arrested for public nudity, a class C misdemeanor, according to a release from Indiana State Police.
How many times are we going to have to go over this in Men's Guide for Manly Men? Face away from traffic, OK?