Criminal genius of the week:
Evansville Police Department officers are looking for two individuals who allegedly stole three bottles of vodka from a West Side store Monday night.
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The employee also told police that she recognized one of the men from earlier this year when he filled out a job application there.
Probably not what the robbing-a-liquor-store correspondence course had in mind by "casing the joint." Wonder what he put on the job application for "experience" and "special skills"?