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Opening Arguments

Catch me if . . . oops

Criminal genius of the week:

Evansville Police Department officers are looking for two individuals who allegedly stole three bottles of vodka from a West Side store Monday night.

[. . .]

The employee also told police that she recognized one of the men from earlier this year when he filled out a job application there.

Probably not what the robbing-a-liquor-store correspondence course had in mind by "casing the joint." Wonder what he put on the job application for "experience" and "special skills"?


Bob G.
Tue, 10/19/2010 - 10:55am

Somehow, I'd bet he didn't put down:
Security consultant
Rocket scientist
Nuclear Physicist

I just wonder if that THIRD bottle will be split 50-50 or not.