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Opening Arguments

Categorically speaking

Kitkat You know the Jeff Foxworthy routine, "You just might be a redneck if . . ."? A friend who knows I have cats sent me a link to this site titled "You know you're a cat person when . . . " I noticed this one right away:

You get birthday cards for each of your cats from family, friends, and the vet. (Bonus if you keep them on the refrigerator for more than a month.)

Pathetic, you're thinking. That's not the half of it. The cards I SEND to people are from me AND my cats.

Don't feel left out if you're a dog owner. Some of the symptoms seem suspciously similar, though.