Why did the chicken cross the road? How famous people might answer that famous joke question. Sample:
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Comments
"We have drawn a line in the road. If that chicken sees fit to cross that line (and thereby the road as well) we will employ whatever means necessary to keep that chicken on it's side of the line on that road. This is not meant as a threat, but a promise. We have the resources to enforce the policy of that road, and will do so if needed"
(amazing what you find when doing online searches, isn't it?)
B.G.
"We will slaughter the chicken at a time of our choosing, with a coalition of the willing."
Maybe we should change the joke to, "Why did the chicken cross the border?" Because it COULD.
If we drop the "bomb" on the chickens now, we can save the lives of millions of other chickens who might have to die if we have to invade.(truman) "the only good chicken is a dead chicken".(General Phillip sheridan)