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Opening Arguments

Crime wave

The big-city Chicago Tribune does a tough, fearless crime story:

A Skokie man told police a woman with a shopping cart stole more than 100 peaches from a tree in his backyard.

[. . .]

The neighbor said the woman left after he yelled at her.

"Hey! When I said stay off the lawn, I was including the tree! If you want my peaches . . ."  When I open up Indiana newspapers, what do I see? The same old boring murders, child molestations and cops driving drunk.

Comments

Bob G.
Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:03am

They must be trafficking those peaches down to Fort Wayne...because now I KNOW where those shopping carts are winding up...in OUR neighborhoods!

;)

B.G.

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