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Opening Arguments

Die, infidel ... oops, never mind

Did you ever have one of those days where nothing went right at work?

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

Didn't he read the warning label? "DANGER: Good for one use only." Too bad they're not all that inept. 

Posted in: Current Affairs


Bob G.
Thu, 01/24/2008 - 12:38pm

In that, let HOPE spring eternal, Leo!


tim zank
Thu, 01/24/2008 - 1:08pm

Only one thing better than a dead terrorist, and that's a terrorist who accidentally "offs" himself with out harming anyone else.

Exit Question: Does he still get the 72 virgins or will he be denied due to stupidity?

Bob G.
Thu, 01/24/2008 - 3:25pm

OH yeah...he gets the 72 virgins all right....trouble with THAT is that they're ALL MALE...AND TREKKIES!
(have a nice eternity, Achmed!)




Thu, 01/24/2008 - 5:59pm

This calls for a classic (fake, viral) ad video: