Criminal genius of the week:
MARTINSVILLE, Ind. — Police say an Indiana man was arrested after mistakenly sending text messages to a prosecutor about drugs he was trying to sell.
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They read "Roxy twenties fifteen" and "Hey buddy just wonderin if you needed any fortys."
Police tell the newspaper the wording refers to oxycodone and other prescription drugs.
Was the prosecutor's number in the dope's phone? Or is there a drug buyer out there with a number almost like ethe prosecutor's? On the case, Clouseau!