Come on, 'fess up. Haven't there been times when you wished you'd had this much guts?
Fed up with spending too many weekends going to weddings, an Argentine couple took out a paid announcement on the social pages of a major newspaper expressing their desire for some social neglect.
Adolfo Caballero, 66, told a La Nacion reporter the flood of invitations came from the children of his dozens of cousins, friends from his club, and clients of his law firm.
If you run across me at a wedding, I'll be the one hovering around the food, waiting for the announcement that it's time to eat. If it's a party, I'm the one standing in the corner looking like he's waiting in the doctor's office.