This sure ain't gonna hurt alcohol sales:
Men who worry about the effect drinking has on their sex life should raise a glass to the latest research.
Alcohol actually improves rather than damages male performance in the bedroom, it is claimed.
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So-called low-risk drinkers, those who have four drinks a day for up to five days a week, fared best.
Worst were former drinkers who had given up the booze, along with smokers and victims of heart disease.
Not saying I know this from experience, you understand, but I've heard that, up to a point, drinking does enhance sexual performance, but it's all, um, downhill after that point. Determining that point, unfortunately, is not easy for someone who is, you know, under the influence of alcohol. One of life's great tragedies!
