I don't know whether to make this couple the Hoosier criminal geniuses of the week or parents of the week:
An Indianapolis couple was arrested after they were caught smoking marijuana while waiting in the drive-through line at an Arby's restaurant with their 1-year-old in the back seat, police said.
A restaurant employee noticed the aroma late Friday and called 911, then had the couple wait for their order as police sped to the scene.
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Police also said a loaded handgun was found in the car.
Man, what a bummer to have a simple case of the muncies only to get narked out by a fast-food slacker. It's almost enough to make you want to live a normal life, the kind not involving getting high with a 1-year-old and a loaded gun in the car.