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Opening Arguments

Driving while lewd

No kidding:

ANGOLA, Ind. (AP) — A naked man driving along the Indiana Toll Road was arrested and charged because his lewd conduct distracted other motorists, police said.

"No, Martha, I don't think I missed the exit. Why don't you get out the map and . . .Oh! My! God! Don't look! Don't look!"


Wed, 09/05/2007 - 7:38pm

As we recall from Ray Stevens diddy:

"it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes"