Ain't progress wonderful?
AS the world celebrates World Toilet Day today, sanitation experts have called for the end of the flushing dunny to save water and provide fertilizer for crops.
Leading health advocates have called for the use of "dry" toilets which separate urine from faeces and remove the need to flush.
We will save the planet by reducing all societies to third-world status. I'm kind of rushed for time -- aything else I'm supposed to feel guilty about today?