The campaign to save Mother Earth by ridding her of all those pesky, polluting people achieves a modest but notable success:
A huge swath of the country is getting snow and it's raised an unusual and potentially dangerous problem for motorists.
Communities across the country are converting to LED traffic lights, but these lights don't emit heat, so snow doesn't melt like it would with a regular incandescent bulb. In some cases, Drivers then can't see the signals.
Every driver killed at one of these intersections is not just one less carbon-dioxide emitting meat machine, it's also one less evil car on the road. Why don't we get those lights here so we can be greener, too?