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Opening Arguments

Gutter politics

Now, I'm really worried that Barack Obama is just not ready to be president. He went bowling, and got a . . . 37. A 37! Man, that' s a lot of gutter balls. My cats could beat that:

As we all know, competent bowling is a legal requirement for all real Americans. In fact 37 of the 50 states in our country require all citizens to bowl at least four times per year and achieve an average score of 80 or face severe tax penalties and or prison terms.

I bet even Hillary could break 100.


Larry Morris
Tue, 04/01/2008 - 9:39am

I think Bubba could beat that also. Not that he would, mind you, but he could.

Bob G.
Tue, 04/01/2008 - 10:02am

Wow...that makes me kinda PROUD of my Strict 113 average over the past 40+ years (with a high game of 178)...LOL!
maybe *I* should have run for president?


(now,if we were talking about DARTS....)

Tue, 04/01/2008 - 10:16am

One of his campaign guys was laughing about it; saying, "see, he's a smart politician; he just made everyone else in that room feel better about their game."