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By Leo Morris — Tue, 02/14/2006 - 5:21am — Opening Argument

If you've just gotten married, enjoy the first year; it's all downhill after that.
If your girlfriend's in jail, make sure you take her good gifts.
If your date just doesn't work out, ask for your money back.

Happy Valentine's Day!