It's nice to work for a company that cares. They've started putting reminders in the restrooms (at least the men's rooms) reminding us to "Wash your hands!" There's even a helpful chart in one of them, similar to the one I now place here:
Don't say this blog never did anything for you. (After that thorough handwashing, unfortunately, if you leave by putting your hand on the restroom door and pushing it open, congratulations! You will have far more germs on you than you walked in with. But, hey, I can't take care of everything.)
TOMORROW: How to tie your shoes, with a bonus on shirt-buttoning.