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Opening Arguments

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A cynical New Yorker finds a reason to rhapsodize about Indiana:

IF LIFE were fair, Ronell Wil son, the weasel, would wind up on the same juice-jab gurney as Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh.

"Knowing full well that nobody would ever be executed in New York, I asked where Wilson could be executed and I was told, Terre Haute, Ind.," said Mike Palladino, president of the Detectives Endowment Association.

That is where McVeigh was dispatched and Wilson the weasel would follow the same express train to a damned eternity. If life were fair.

Just keep your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. Send us your scum, and we'll give 'em the old juice-jab.

Posted in: Hoosier lore
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