Now, class, what have I said about tattoos and permanence?
Alan Jenkins, a steelworker, recently revealed that he had undergone 20 hours at his local tattoo parlour and spent £870 on having a life-sized portrait of his girlfriend's face etched into his back.
However, soon after, Lisa Crooks left him for a colleague.
And the idiot's going to leave the tattoo on -- and brags about having space left on his chest in case he meet's somebody else. Good luck with explaining your back to her, pal.
