Thank God, the world's economy is crumbling and millions and millions of people will therefore have more miserable lives. At least the planet can heal, and we all know that's all that's important:
A slowdown in the world economy may give the planet a breather from the excessively high carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions responsible for climate change, a Nobel Prize winning scientist said on Tuesday.
Atmospheric scientist Paul J Crutzen, who has in the past floated the possibility of blitzing the stratosphere with sulfur particles to cool the earth, said clouds gathering over the world economy could ease the earth's environmental burden.
Shoot all the tenants so the house can live. Lord.