Some students at the Indiana University Mauer School of Law apparently resent an e-mail sent out by the Dean of Students urging students to exercise good judgment on a planned "pub crawl," for example by drinking "a full glass of water between the two or three beers you will have":
A few points:
* Two or three beers? That's an appropriate limit for NASCAR drivers, but not crawling, pedestrian law students.
* If you need a glass of water between two or three beers you are kind of a loser. We're not talking about celery eating waifs from West Hollywood. Corn-fed, salt of the earth, Hoosiers should be able to hold three beers without needing a water break.