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Opening Arguments

Listen up, kids

No matter how old we get, we are too frequently like children, listening to the adults talk and trying to figure out what they mean.

DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.

MOM: There was a big sex.

FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!

(Everybody laughs.)

MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I'm crazy!

GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?

ALL: Yes.

GRANDFATHER: Don't tell the kids.

Posted in: Current Affairs


Steve Towsley
Wed, 03/21/2007 - 8:22pm

The article says:

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