Heh, heh, heh. Look at that squirrel. He blowed up real good:
The squirrels at Finch Arboretum are becoming such a problem that they have called in for reinforcements. The city of Spokane has authorized the "Rodenator" to come and take care of the problem, in what is turning out to not only be a hot topic in the city, but a questionable one when it comes to animal rights.
The Rodenator Pro is advertised as something that can assist landowners with the removal of just about any underground burrowing pest, and the ground squirrels of Spokane, Washington are going to be the next target. By delivering a mixture of propane and oxygen into the tunnel or burrow of the underground animal, the squirrels are more or less going to be blown up.
Gotta get me one of them Rodentator Pros! But I think I'll wait till Billy Mays sells it so I can get a SECOND one FREE and have the third payment TAKEN CARE OF if I ACT RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!