A good old boy from Texas who hasn't gotten out much:
Should we empty out art museums, replacing Picasso with velvet Elvises, and Rembrandt with Snap-On calendars, and burn the periodicals and books in the libraries, filling them with 3-year old issues of Entertainment Weekly, and Reader's Digest condensed books?
I've often wondered whether, if Pat Robertson had ever visited the old Lincoln Bank in Lincoln Tower, he would have explained that as why the City of Churches had to become the City That Saved Itself.
Boy, I tell you, you just never know what them fellers from Kerrville are gonna do next, ...
Larry: I thought the Texas expression was, "Boy, I tell you WHUT."
I don't have any nekkid art on my front porch or in the living room, but I have a wonderful painting of a nude woman on the wall in my den. It was over my favorite booth at the bar we all hung out at in Michigan City. When I left there to come here, my going-away party was at the bar, and the owner -- my friend, Cathy -- gave it to me as a going-away present.
I frequently look at the painting and muse about the past. Yeah, that's what I do. Muse about the past.
Sounds like you need a moon pie and an RC to help you muse, ...
A canteloupe and some KY.
You really think Kentucky Jelly tastes good on cantelopes?