Some parents commit child abuse when they name their children:
THE father of a toddler called Adolf Hitler Campbell says it is unfair that a store denied him a birthday cake with his child's name on it.
New Jersey man Heath Campbell, 35, has decorated his home with swastikas and says he is related to a member of the SS.
But he says it is the store that wouldn't write "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" on a cake that should be showing more consideration for other people's feelings.
"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did," he told the Associated Press.
The Campbells also have two other children -- JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. All three are doomed to unbelievably screwed-up childhoods, and God only knows what monsters they might grow up to become.
But don't insult people suffering from mental illness by calling these parents mentally ill. They're just "neo-Nazi numbskulls."