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Opening Arguments

Now this is a traffic plan

Only government can do the right thing in the wrong place at the wrong time so well:

MOTORISTS were driven mad when they got stuck in a two-mile rush-hour jam — caused by council officials doing a traffic survey.

This sounds as maddening as getting a phone survey asking if phone surveys are annoying. I think I had one of those once.

Posted in: Current Affairs

Comments

Justin
Mon, 06/12/2006 - 4:49am

I went to a high school journalism camp once and was awakened at 11 p.m. every night by the chaperones making sure I was asleep.

Yeah, I was a loser in high school - I admit it.

Leo Morris
Mon, 06/12/2006 - 5:03am

I can top that. I was awakened in the hospital once and given a sleeping pill.

Justin
Mon, 06/12/2006 - 7:52am

Yeah, but at least that had the purpose of making money for the hospital.

Doug
Mon, 06/12/2006 - 8:41am

These all sound like examples of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.

Bob G.
Mon, 06/12/2006 - 8:50am

Doug:
Or maybe castouts from the Department of Redundancy Department?

ROFL!

B.G.

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