Some days, it just doesn't pay to leave the house:
A 27-year-old Bloomfield woman, Goldie L. Kieninger, was arrested late Saturday after police were called about a woman swaying back and forth while standing in a puddle and yelling at people who were minding their own business.
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Kieninger was asked to give a breath sample. She complied and tested .24 BAC (Blood-Alcohol Content) on a portable breathalyzer.
She was placed under arrest and during the booking process, reportedly was carrying a plastic bag containing a substance that field-tested positive as marijuana.
Except for the age and where she lives, I could almost swear I've dated that woman. At least the getting yelled at from a puddle seems familiar.