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A royal pain

I am, like, totally unprepared, so according to this story -- "Hoosiers getting set for royal wedding" -- I guess I'm out of step:

Don't think too much of it Friday if you see women wandering the Indianapolis metropolitan area with flowers, feathers or other accoutrements in their hair.

Or, if you're cruising by the Indianapolis Propylaeum on North Delaware Street and spot a few people in medieval dress milling about the lawn -- or even engaged in a jousting-like sport. That's all to be expected.

God, what twaddle. Is this the flip side of the Three Stooges Phenomenon (men love them, women don't get it)? The wedding is supposed to be watched by 1 billion people, and if 300 of them are men, it will only be because half of them think it will get them laid.

And what is it with British women and those awful

Posted in: Current Affairs

Comments

Andrew J
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 8:32pm

As opposed to those sexy Grabill Amish with their fashionable bonnets?

Harl Delos
Thu, 04/28/2011 - 9:02pm

If it will get them laid by British women and those awful hats, it's too high a price for those 150 men. Someone needs to round them up; they appear likely to be a threat to the safety of themselves and/or others.

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